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Tastes like the Universe by kroric Tastes like the Universe by kroric
[Another entry for another Seventh Sanctum contest, this time to design an ad for CANDY!! Maybe I'll do better in this contest if I actually read the rules properly... ^^; Contest can be viewed here... [link] ]

*fade in to deep space; we see an astronaut floating amongst the stars*

Astronaut: -bzzt- Huston, we have a problem.

Radio: -bzzt- Copy that, Cosmo-one, what's wrong?

Astronaut: I'm /hungry/.

Advertiser: COSMO BLACKBERRY TOFFEE! SATISFIES YOUR CRAVINGS FOR DELICIOUS DEEP SPACE FOOD! HEALTHY??? NEVER!!! TASTES LIKE THE UNIVERSE!!

Astronaut: Yum, Cosmoblackberry toffee! *tries to eat, but hits fist against helmet* Awww....

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Um. Yeah. That's what a television advertisement would look like, I imagine, but the serious entry is the picture above. :) The contest is Candy Mania, and generates fictional candy, and I had to make an ad for it. My generation was 'cosmoblackberry toffee', soo... here it is! Delicious milk chocolate with a distinct blackberry aftertaste... individually wrapped for your convenience! And that strong taste you can't place? That's the taste of the universe, my friends.

((The original slogan was going to be "tastes like a black hole!" but I could see that going wrong on so many levels.))

Anyway, enjoy!
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Skemz Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's good to see your art again :D
I've always wondered what the universe tastes like...
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kroric Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It tastes like blackberries. Trust me. I'm a physicist. :)

I'll get back on the roleplay asap; sorry, i've been super busy. D:
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Skemz Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well I guess I need to go eat some blackberries :P

and it's totally fine xD after all, patience is a virtue :D
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AlmaPheonix Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This brightened my day. XD
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kroric Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad. :] Thanks for the fav as well! :D
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AlmaPheonix Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome. :3
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